Here is my brother. He is one of my readers. In fact, this blog has quadrupled its readership with the addition of Don, John and Carol ... in addition to my premier reader, Denise. My kids have also checked it out, and my in-laws haven't figured out how to follow a link yet (just trying to provoke you guys, ie Doug? Kathy?).
John is a brilliant salesperson. If you are a Nunavut Innuit, he could probably sell you ice. He is either incredibly smart and personable or he has horseshoes up his butt. He has repeatedly taken tough sales territories and turned them into gold. My brother is also successful in love, Vicki!, has talented kids, and does a heck of a job as wedding reception toastmaster (with notions of grandeur!).
He is concerned that photos on this site may lead to harm for those pictured. I am pretty sure that Don, Denise and Carol are not axe murderers, so you are safe here John. (I think, but lock the doors tonight just in case.) Just to err on the side of caution, I've given you a very subtle disguise so that you will not be recognized ... should an Innuit want a refund on their block of ice.